I was thinking (but not saying)...

I wish I could just call up my ex-girlfriend and plainly tell her, "hey, stop being insane." And I would if I thought that for one second, it might make her think about how fucking crazy she is. But crazy people don't think about that sort of stuff. They think about things like how awesome they are and how terrible everyone else is and how victimized they are and how no one understands how great and kind and wonderful they are, how everyone wants to suck up their awesomeness and treat them like they're not awesome, blah blah blah. Things like that. That's crazy people thinking.

But I wish I could snap my ex out of it. Because getting her to realize that she's crazy is the only victory I have left in the bag. I've lost on all other accounts. Because had I known that there was going to be so much stress after the break-up, I would have just sucked it up and dealt with all her bullshit and never broken up with her - because at least back then, there was stress and sex. Now there's just stress. And someone else is getting the sex.