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Here's a very common truth that most people tend to overlook: ugly chicks usually can't get hot guys. But ugly dudes can often get hot chicks. Why? Simple. Dudes know within one second (maybe two) of looking at a girl if he wants to have sex with a her. That level of sexual attraction is visceral. You see a chick and if you think she's hot, you want to fuck her (I'm simplifying here, but not by much). So if you're a chick and you don't possess any qualities that makes a guy instantly think, "I'd like to see her naked" within the first second or so, you're pretty much not going to be getting down with any male models or pretty boys.  Because men know pretty much right away: would or wouldn't. But for women... and before you get your feminist panties in a bunch, yes, I'm generalizing... but for women, there's that slight window where they can "learn" to find a guy attractive. Or find something attractive about a guy they want to be attracted to. A skill, a talent, a personality trait, or even something like a really impressive collection of records. I've seen guys who look like trolls walking around New York City with women who look like lingerie models, probably because they made some witty joke about "globalization" or maybe they rescue orphan wildlife in their spare time or maybe they owned a rare Leonard Cohen record.  I speak from experience. I'm no Rocky Dennis but I'm no Brad Pitt either, and I've managed to use that window to go from "he's interesting"  or "he's funny" to "I'd fuck him."  

*note - for those who fall somewhere in between rocky dennis and brad pitt, there are certain qualifications you must meet for any of the above to be true:

1. hopefully you fall closer to the Brad Pitt side of the aforementioned scale. 
   
2. you should at least have a lead in. you can't be that "I would never fuck this dude" guy. hopefully you're starting out as the "he's so nice/funny/interesting/talented/wealthy, if only he was hot, I'd fuck this dude" guy. 
   
3. at least be of an ethnicity that she's always been curious about.
   

So what does this mean? Nothing really, except what I just said. If you're an ugly dude (but not, like, real fucking ugly), you can still bang hot chicks. If you're an ugly chick, however, you will pretty much have to resort to being really amazing at oral (giving it) and/or become very willing to do really weird shit, sexually speaking, if you want to have a gratifying sex life. 

Life is really fucking unfair.